Fatal Joystick

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Remember in Kingdom Hearts II when Goofy died? When a massive frickin boulder just game out of nowhere and hit him on the head? And he was DEAD, and your little hands were shaking around the controller, and it was one of the most dramatic moments in the game, and Donald Duck — DONALD DUCK — went into a revenge-fueled rage and started kicking ass? And it was one of the most emotionally profound moments those characters had ever had?? And then you proceed to kill over 1000 Heartless to avenge GOOFY THE DOG while being aided by an all-star lineup of Final Fantasy characters?? And then after all that he has the NERVE to just show up like “hiya fellers”?? Kingdom Hearts, by all known laws of our universe, should not exist

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